A poolside table apparatus for mounting to an above ground pool includes a tabletop having a tabletop top side, a tabletop bottom side, a tabletop front side, a tabletop back side, a tabletop left side, and a tabletop right side. The tabletop comprises a left section, a medial section, and a right section. The tabletop top side of the left section has a plurality of cupholder depressions to receive a plurality of cups and cans. The tabletop top side of the right section has a cooler aperture to receive a drink cooler. A plurality of clamps is coupled to the tabletop to selectively engage a rim of a pool. A pair of adjustable legs is coupled to the tabletop bottom side and has an adjustable leg height.