A web connected ornamental funerary apparatus is controlled over a data network comprised of (1) a microprocessor and network connectivity for device and remote sound, image projection, communication and actuation, (2) a cremains repository that serves as (a) an ornament platform, (b) apparatus base, and (c) housing for microelectronic elements, (3) a cap which serves to (a) isolate and protect the cremains, (b) house micro circuitry, and (c) secure a physical hyaloid ornament sculpture and/or project light or a holographic image above the cap, (4) a locking mechanism, and (5) an ornamental feature situated above the repository.