US Patent 9259090 Insulated cooler with dual dispensing chutes

An insulated cooler with dual dispensing chutes including an insulated housing having a seating portion disposed thereatop, the seating portion bounded by a three-sided perimeter, wherein each of a pair of dispensing chutes is disposed through an insulated interior cavity between a top hatch, disposed in the three-sided perimeter, and a bottom hatch, disposed in a respective one of a pair of second walls, whereby expedient access to chilled beverages is enabled when each bottom hatch is opened and a beverage is volubly dispensed therefrom to a user seated atop the housing.